April 2011
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June 2010
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May 2010
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March 2010
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Betty White confirms ‘SNL’ appearance | EW →
popculturebrain:
It’s happening.
YESSSSSS
February 2010
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email from italian boy.
Alessandro Bastoni February 11 at 1:52pm
i watched The Devil’s Rejects in english for the first time last night. Rob Zombie’s wife speaks exactly like u. i miss ur texas accent
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yay. getting kicked out of my house is fun.
happy birthday to me.
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One week until I’m an old lady.
January 2010
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
– Virginia Woolf (via bitchville)
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Andy's Letter →
i really like my boy. it’s pretty stupid.
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me: do you have a minimum for cards?
convenience store guy: not for you
me: oh okay.
convenience store guy: what is that you’re driving? a GTI? that’s nice.
me: yeah. want it?
convenience store guy: no.
December 2009
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I’ve got a million sour sugar crystal things in my bed from those damn gummy worms.
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RIP Luanne. →
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i miss black london boogers.
yesterday, i got a mosquito bite right on my tattoo. all the lines of my tattoo swelled up and raised. maybe because im allergic to mosquitoes. it felt really damn cool. especially the rain drops. ian thought it was gross.
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My bad moods are almost always cured by David Cross.
i am 12 years old.
pretty happy about my current situation.
bean and cheese tacos.
fun boy + friends + booze + dancing.
2 birthday cakes tomorrow + double birthday dinner.
November 2009
12 posts
beer+wine+whiskey+gin=ouch.
I mostly enjoy popping my elbows because it grosses people out. My knuckles, however, though it probably grosses people out too, must be popped on a regular basis.
one of my all-time favorite hobbies: cutting off my split ends.
…But you should not be surprised if I introduce you as such.
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